The annoying Wife

주: 아래 대화는 필자와는 아무 관계가 없다는 것을 밝히는 바이다.!!

 

The annoying wife --- would you remarry?

A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the wife looks over at him and asks the question....

Wife: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"

Husband: "Definitely not."

Wife: "Why not?  Don't you like being married again?"

Husband: "Of course I do."

Wife: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"

Husband:" Okay, okay. I'd get married again."

wife: "You would?" (with a hurt look)

Husband: (makes audible groan)

Wife: "Would you live in our house?"

Husband: "Sure, it's a great house."

Wife: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"

Husband: "Wherelse would we sleep?"

Wife: "Would you let her drive my car?"

Husband: " Probably, it is almost new car."

Wife: "Would you give her my jewelry?"

Husband: "No, I'm sure she would want her own."

Wife: "Would she use my golf clubs?"

Husband: "No, she's left-handed."
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Wife: ---silence--