Bob & The Blonde

서양사람들은 금발 미녀를 멍청이 푼수덩어리로 폄하한다. 그래서 깔보는 죠크 도 많다. 왜그럴까? 너무 이뿌고 매력적이라 감히 근접할 수 없으니 이솝 이야기에 나오는 신 포도정도로 보나보다.

Bob, a handsome dude, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 pm. He sat down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV.
 
The 10 pm news was coming on. The news crew was covering the story of a man on the ledge of a large building preparing to jump.

The blonde looked at Bob and said, "Do you think he'll jump?"
Bob said, "You know, I bet he'll jump."
The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't."
Bob placed a $20 bill on the bar and said, "You're on!"

Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy on the ledge did a swan dive off the building, falling to his death.
 
The blonde was very upset, but willingly handed her $20 to Bob, saying, "Fair's fair. Here's your money."

Bob replied, "I can't take your money. I saw this earlier on the 5 pm news, and so I knew he would jump."
 
The blonde replied, "I did too, but didn't think he'd do it again."
 
Bob took the money...